I'll Have My Usual

I told Luke that we could go to McDonald's today if he would be good and go shopping with me for on-sale Christmas decorations.  He agreed - bribes DO work!
I was ready to go and he was moving at a snail's pace.  So I told him to hurry.
He looked at me and said, "Why?  Does McDonald's have happy hour?"

It would be funnier if I didn't explain it, but just so child services doesn't show up at my door...  I'm always in a hurry to get to Sonic for half-price drinks - that's the only happy hour he knows about!  At least I hope so.