Scratch Away!

Andrew and Luke helped me decorate Easter cookies tonight. Luke had a hard time keeping his fingers out of his mouth and nose so I made him rewash his hands twenty times. (Don't be too impressed - if I wasn't sharing the cookies with others I would have ignored it).
After he was done decorating, he asked, "So I can scratch my face now? I can scratch it forever?"

Maybe I Should Teach Him How to Spell Dynamite

Conversation between Luke and I today:

Luke: How do you spell TNT?
Me: TNT
Luke: No. How do you spell it.
Me: T... N... T
Luke: But how do you spellllll it?
Me: T! N! T!!
Luke: (imagine the loudest, biggest sigh possible and you might get close to the sound I heard)

Water Everywhere

We were discussing where everyone wanted to stop for dinner and Luke said he wanted to go somewhere that has water because he was thirsty.
Andrew told him that all restaurants have water.
Luke looked astonished and said, "Even Chinese places have water?!"

You Catbrain!

I caught Harry (cat) eating part of Flynn's (dog) food this morning. Luke was sitting with me and I said, "What's he thinking? Doesn't he know he's a cat?"
Luke looked serious and replied, "He may have that really small head because he has a really small brain."

Luke and Lisa - Cooler than Batman and Robin

"When I am a spy when I am big, you can be my sidekick." This was what Luke told me after a long and confusing conversation about a friend of his and his friend's sidekick! For a good portion of the conversation, I thought his buddy had a psychic...

Back in Black, Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmm

Back in Black by AC/DC came on the radio. I turned it up and told the boys it was one of Daddy's favorite songs.
Luke listened for a minute then said, "I don't know why he likes this. This guy isn't even saying real words!"

Thanks for the Sound Effects

We were close to home today when it hit me that I had forgotten to stop at the pharmacy. I was annoyed and said something about it. Luke heard me and from the backseat I heard him sing "BOM BOM BOM" in a very sinister movie way.