Lost and Found

Ryan & Andrew both had baseball tournaments this weekend.  So we spent about 11 hours at the park yesterday in horribly nasty weather.  COLD.  I am still trying to thaw.
Anyway, in the hubbub of getting out of the park quickly yesterday, Andrew left his bag somewhere.  Yes, this is the bag that includes hat, bat, helmet, glove and batting gloves.
Lori came to the games today and while walking Andrew to his next game (MINUS HIS GLOVE!) she had the pleasure of hearing this Stout Boy Funny...
Lori - "Andrew, did you lose your glove?"
Andrew - "No.  I know just where it is."
Lori - "Where is it then?"
Andrew - "In my bag."

Oh if only he knew where the bag was!!!

Glad to say when we got home, we found the bag in the garage.  Honestly, this is the first time in 5 million games that he actually took something out of the van when we got home, so it never occurred to us to make sure it was in the van before we left!!

Pizza Prayers

Last night after Ryan said his prayers, Luke yelled, "Hey, You forgot to pray for Mrs. Kristin!"
I asked why she needed prayers and he answered, "Mrs. Kristin needs pizza."

Artificial Meats

Yesterday I gave Ryan a Slim Jim to eat (NO judging!!  I know they are awful for you but he gets so little protein...).
Luke asked for one but since we were driving I told him he couldn't open it until we got home.  I am sort of freaked out by choking and wanted him to have it when I could keep an eye on him.
Of course, he was obsessed with talking about it the whole way home.
Best line - "Is this thing real?"  I said yes (I know, technically it's all processed, whatever), and he chuckled and said, "You are kidding me!!"

It's Obvious that He Can't Read Yet

Lori gave Don a new shirt for his birthday that had "Sooners" printed across the front.  (If I haven't mentioned it before, we are big OU fans.  Well, most of us are but I won't mention the names of the black sheep that aren't).
Luke looked at the shirt and said, "Hey!  That says O...  S...  U!"
Oh no.

We Share a Love of Wedding Cake

Our cousin, Caitlin, got married this weekend!!  Luke had a couple of funnies at the wedding...

During the first prayer, in his best loud stage whisper, Luke asked, "Where's the cake?!?"

When I took him up to watch them cut the cake, he gasped and asked, "Who's birthday is it??"

Luke said something humorous and I said, "Luke - you are so funny!"  He replied, "You're welcome!"

Beware the Ides of March!

I just called Aunt to leave her my annual "Beware the Ides of March" message.  I did a pretty good growly voice so she wouldn't know it was me.  (Too bad for caller ID, right?)
Luke was in the other room and when he heard me, he came flying in here looking very nervous and yelled, "What was that noise?!?"
So I probably didn't scare Aunt but I am able to scare a 3-year-old.  Nice.

Love is Just Ducky

In the car today, Luke kept yelling "Boom!" for some reason.  At one point, I yelled back, "Boom goes the dynamite!"
He giggled and said, "You are the funniest duck - I love you!"

FYI - He still calls me "puppy" 99% of the time.  Not sure why today I was a duck...

Walk Like an Egyptian

Andrew read a book about ancient Egypt yesterday and was talking about it with Ryan.  Andrew asked if he knew that the Nile river was really long.  Ryan said, "Yeah, it's over 300 feet long."  I heard this and said, "You know, 300 feet is only as long as a football field.  I bet it's longer than that."  He was quick to reply, "Well, I said it is OVER 300 feet."

Outlook is Sunny

Today is going to be warm so I got a short-sleeved shirt out of the closet for Luke.  He looked at it and said, "Yea!  A warm-sleeve shirt!"