A Tale of Rabies

This funny comes courtesy of Nana who was kind enough to take the boys to the zoo while I had a wonderful time at the dentist...
"At the zoo the other day when we were eating lunch, they were all having fun watching squirrels. We saw one with no tail and Ryan said, yep, that means he has rabies!"

I Love Lukeisms

Luke just told me he could walk on his "thumb toes" underwater. I'll never call them "big toes" again.

Hopefully Not His Only Talent

Luke's strange and interesting fact for the day - he can lick his own elbow. Try it for yourself - it's next to impossible.

Drink and a Haircut

Don took the boys to play putt-putt today and the course has several old buildings you play through.  Don looked up and said, "Hey we get to go to the saloon now."  Ryan replied with, "No way - I don't want a haircut!"

Daily Pains

I had a sudden pain in my stomach today and yelped. They all wanted to know what was wrong and I said my appendix just burst.
Showing no concern at all for me, Andrew said, "Oh well that happens to me every day."

Granny Gimicks

I looked at Flynn while we were eating dinner and said I felt bad for him - he was laying on the back porch looking pitiful.
Andrew said not to worry about him because he was asleep. Ryan looked over and said, "He's not asleep. He has Grandma eyes."

I wasn't aware of this phrase but all three boys agreed that it is a widely used term to mean you are pretending your eyes are closed but you are peeking. Who knew??

Fruity

Quote from Ryan -
"I'm not a vegetarian - I eat fruit!"

Can't Fake Him Out

In a parade this weekend, we saw a float representing the local water park. At the top of the float was a lifeguard sitting in the lifeguard stand.
We happened to see the float later in the day and we realized that it was a mannequin instead of a real person.
When this was pointed out, Luke said, "It is a real guy. It's a real dummy guy."