Poor Mommy

We were talking about the upcoming important holiday of April Fools Day - Andrew is concerned that he won't have much time to fool us with school and baseball that day.
Luke was listening and said, "Hey I've got a good one! We can call Daddy and say Mommy's dead!"
Oh yeah - that would be a great prank.

Misery

Don said Griffin looked miserable today. (We think she is about to lay eggs).
Luke said, "Yep. She's a girl. Girls are miserable."

Ye Olde 1980s

I heard Ryan telling Andrew about a football record he was reading about in a book. He said, "It was the farthest a ball was thrown. It was thrown by Kurt Warner. He's dead."
I told him I was pretty sure that Kurt Warner wasn't dead.
He replied, "He has to be dead by now. It says he played in the '80s."