Treasure Discovered

Today I had my mouth hanging open, laughing at something crazy Luke said. He was looking at me and did a dramatic gasp and yelled, "You have a golden tooth!"
I do. I have a crown that is porcelain on the front and gold on the back where no one should see it. He was quite impressed.

Makes Sense If You Think About It

Don was watching America's Got Talent with Ryan and saw a fairly effeminate guy singing.  After his interview, Ryan said, "There's something different about that guy.  I guess he's a Tom-Girl."

Um, I Can Hear You

I am going to the theater Friday night, so the boys will be home with Don.  Luke just found this out and excitedly asked Don (right in front of me), "Can I watch Harry Potter when Mommy not home?  The scary one?  Mommy won't let me!"

Dog Birthdays are Important

Luke's swim teacher today was commenting on how great a swimmer he is for a 3-year-old. He asked him if he was nearly 4 and Luke said, "Yep! I gonna be 4!"
The teacher asked him when his birthday is and he said, "After Sam's birthday.". Of course the teacher didn't know who he was talking about so Luke explained that Sam is our dog and her birthday was today. So the teacher asked, "Is your birthday tomorrow?". Luke said, "No. It not. It after Sam's."
I try to not speak up during lessons to avoid distracting him but this went on for a while so I had to finally help out and explain it's in September!
Happy birthday, Samantha! 15 years old today!

Future Podiatrist

Ryan was telling Luke to jump in the pool today and Luke was jumping in the shallow end. Ryan told him to jump in the deeper end, where it is 4-feet deep. Luke replied, "I not got 4 feet! I just got 2 feet!"

Skinny Dipping

In the pool last night, I heard Andrew ask Don, "Wonder what it feels like to swim without your pants on?"

Yeah I Know We Need Speech Therapy!

I was reminded this morning of something funny that happened recently.   Well, it wasn't that funny this morning when he woke me up at 6:30 on a Saturday...
Usually when Luke wakes up, he yells for Mommy or Daddy.  This morning, though, I heard him yelling, "E Doo!!  E Doo!!"
The funny part of the story is that E Doo is how he says Andrew - and it drives Andrew crazy.
We've been listening a lot to Harry Potter books in the car and one day Luke asked a question about Hermione.  And he said "Hermione" perfectly.  When Andrew heard that, he sighed and said, "Gee.  He can even say Hermione but he can't say Andrew!!"