The Gospel According to Stoutboyz

I just overheard Luke yell, "Jesus! I am never giving you away!" while cleaning his closet out. I assume he had just found his Jesus action figure.
This reminded me of an oldie but goodie...
When Ryan was probably 3 years old, we misplaced the baby Jesus figurine from his nativity play set. After looking for days we gave up.
One night when friends were over, they got a good laugh as we heard Ryan from the back of the house yelling in his best evangelical voice, "I FOUND JESUS!"

Deep Thoughts by Lukie D

"You should never give coffee to a squirrel."

He Used to be One of My Favorite Kids

Watching OU lose a football game (aargh), Luke said, "Yep we are getting creamed."
I told him to zip it. He asked why and I said I was believing we were going to win.
He smiled and said, "Um maybe you should look at the score."

Sweet Ninja

Just to remind how how sweet he is, Luke has been sneaking up on me and giving me "sneak attack" kisses, hugs and back scratches. It's the BEST!

Sour Sixteen

Ryan was telling Don about kinds of cars that he wanted when he turned 16.  Don pointed to his truck and laughed and said, "You're looking at what you're getting when you're 16 if you're lucky!"
Andrew heard all of this and groaned, "Well great.  I must be getting the minivan..."