Monday, July 28, 2014

Lucky Number 35

Luke has an obsession with the OKC Thunder and especially Kevin Durant. No matter what is happening around him, he will be near a clock at anytime ending in :35 and yell out, "The time is Kevin Durant's number!"
Hope he gets it out of his system before school starts...

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Money for Nothing

We were at Ryan's friend's house today helping with a couple of things while they are out of town. They were kind enough to leave $5 for Ryan. I told him that he needed to share part of the money with Andrew and Luke since we really didn't do much work and we stayed at their house swimming in their great pool all afternoon.
Of course, Ryan wasn't too thrilled about sharing so I reminded him that Andrew had helped him bring up the trash cans. So he was fine with that but said, "Well what did Luke do? Why do I have to share with him?"
Luke had been down at the pool and as he walked up, I said, "Just be nice and give $1 to Andrew and $1 to Luke."
Luke looked amazed and said, "Why? What did I do?"
Ryan's face was priceless and of course he starting yelling, "See!! He didn't do anything!"

Ice Ice Baby

Luke just came up to me and said, "Hey Mom! My catch phrase is 'Yo Vanilla, kick it one time, boyeeee!'"

Monday, July 14, 2014

Not His Home on the Range

After 2 days of being in Texas, Luke said, "Yeahhh, I don't really like Texas songs."

Friday, July 11, 2014

Future in eBay?

Luke told me he wanted a trampoline and I told him no way. So he suggested he'd ask Santa for it. I told him I would tell Santa he wasn't allowed to have one. So he said, "OK I will put it online for $20." I asked him what exactly he meant by that and he groaned, "I don't even know."

Thursday, July 10, 2014

At Least I Think It's Real

I asked Andrew to very carefully take my diamond earrings in the house today when I realized I was still wearing them as I was about to mow.
He held them up and said, "Wow!  I've never seen a real diamond!"
I said, "You goose - you've seen my wedding ring and it's real diamonds."
He looked shocked and replied, "I didn't know that was real diamonds.  I didn't think Dad would buy you a real diamond!"