Monday, August 29, 2011

Costume By Proxy

Sadly, we have had many days lately where Luke decides he wants to wear "reg-ee-ur" (regular) clothes - no costume.  The pic below was one of those days.  But I knew he had regrets when it was time to leave the house and he yelled, "Wait!!  I need bring Snoopy (pronounced Nufee).  And know what?  Him need costume!!" 


Thursday, August 25, 2011

Name Game

Luke and I went to "Meet the Teacher" today at his preschool.  She was showing him the room and told him to go find his name on the floor so he could see where to sit on his first day.  He went over, and since he's so very smart, he immediately found it and yelled, "There it is!  L U K E!"  Sad to say, there are 2 Lukes in the class and he had found Luke T. instead of Luke S.
So the teacher explained how there were 2 of them and asked him if he knew his last name.  Luke nodded and said, "Stoutboy."

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Ugh! I've Been Kissed by a Dog!!

Today, Andrew was hugging all over Sammy (our dog).  I told him that she really likes kisses on the cheek.  He grimaced and said, "So do I have to lick her or can I just give her a person kiss?"

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

He's a Swiss Watch

Took Andrew and Luke to the pool yesterday evening.  As we were leaving, Andrew asked how long we had been there.  I said that we'd probably been there an hour.
He concentrated for a second and then said, "Huh.  Seems like only 59 minutes to me."

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Captain Awesome

Luke's attire to go shopping the other day.  Notice the one red boot.  When I asked him why he was wearing it, he replied, "Cause I'm awesome!"

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

We Can't Go Back to the Mall Anytime Soon

I have to start this story by saying that we are not a racist family.  I swear.
Luke and I were walking through the mall today and saw a store that had pink mannequins.  I thought it was funny so pointed it out to him.
We then passed a store with silver mannequins.  Also worth pointing out in my opinion.
Then the sketchy part of the story...  We went in another store and while I was distracted looking for the restrooms, Luke noticed their mannequins and began yelling, "THERE'S BLACK PEOPLE!  THERE'S BLACK PEOPLE" as loud as he possibly could.
Should have seen that one coming.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Guess He Doesn't Really Think I'm Cinderella After All

I headed into the room with a mop today and Luke screeched to a halt and yelled, "Wait! I not know you know how to mop!"

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Might Be Tasty?

We had frozen custard this weekend at Wild About Harry's - a hot dog and custard shop. So good. Anyway, there are a lot of pictures of hot dogs in the restaurant and they are all the kind that are supposed to look alive - faces, arms, legs and such. Luke was staring at one and said, "I want a hot dog with no eyes and no mustard."