Eats, Shoots, and Leaves

Yesterday evening Luke and I were sitting in karate watching Ryan & Andrew. Luke looked at me and said, "Did we eat lunch today?" I told him we did. He waited a minute and then said, "Did we eat supper?" I said yes.

He looked pitiful and told me we didn't.

I was getting a bit frustrated because he was getting loud and we had literally eaten 30 minutes ago.

So I said, "Yes we did eat, pumpkin" in my sweetest voice.

He yelled, "No we not!"

I sweetly whispered again, "Yes we did!"

He got teary-eyed and yelled, "No we not eat pumpkin!!!"

Guess I need to have a grammar lesson involving punctuation with him!