Second Grade Soap Opera

Andrew asked if he could go to Jakes's house after school on Thursday. I told him that he had to be invited first. He grinned and said, "He wants me to come over. He and Ryan are going to fight over Bailey!"
(Ryan is not our Ryan and Bailey is a cute little girl in their grade).
Then he said, "Jake likes Bailey, but Bailey likes Ryan!"
I told him that was called a love triangle and he said, "Oh I know all about those!"