Vacation Funnies

Here is a short list of the most interesting quotes heard while on a recent trip to Dallas. I'll let you figure out who said what!!

I didn't know there were churches in Texas!

Don't eat food off of your shoulder.

Hand off your wiener.

Are we there yet (at least 1000 times - 2.5 hours waiting for flood waters caused the majority of these...)?

Don't ever grab things out of the toilet.

Person 1 - My toots smell like roses!

Person 2 - Yeah, roses that were pooped on!

We must still be in Oklahoma - I see an American flag so we aren't to Texas yet.

While walking into Great Wolf Lodge (indoor water park that happens to also have a hotel) - Does this hotel have a pool??

I wish Texas wasn't so hot!

I got no bullets in there - I not shoot anything!!

You not Woody - you Andrew!!

Put Him on Jeopardy!

In the car today, Luke was talking on and on about Darth Vader. Ryan got on a roll about what a great imagination Luke has since he doesn't even know who Darth Vader is.

Andrew snickered and said, "Yeah. Hey Luke - who is Darth Vader?"

Luke replied, "Anakin."

Ryan's mouth dropped open and Andrew whispered, "How did he know that?!?!?"

I have to admit I was a bit amazed myself! Luke's been paying attention!

Good Recovery

We were just at dinner and Andrew snuggled up to Don and said, "You're
my second favorite Daddy."
Don laughed but also looking concerned, asked, "Well who is your first
favorite?"
Andrew replied, "God and Jesus."

If You Have to Leave, Better Be for Something Constructive.

We were at the pool this weekend and Don had to leave early to go to a friend's house. As he was leaving, Luke yelled, "Go home, Daddy! Do some yard work!!"

You Can See Forever from Here!

We are in Dallas and Don & Ryan were at the top of a water slide. Don
commented about how high they were - look how far they could see.
Ryan said, "Wow! We are high!! I can even see downtown!!"
Don thought for a second and said, "You do realize that is downtown
Dallas instead of OKC, right?"
Ryan replied, "Oh - guess you are right!"

Who needs chips?

We were just at lunch and the waiter started chuckling at Andrew.
We looked and realized he was drinking his queso with a straw.
Can you blame him? It was Ted's!

It's Very Fast

Ryan wanted a sub sandwich with ham and swift cheese...

Listen up!!

Luke was in his room for his nap today for an hour but I heard him
talking and singing the whole time.
When I went in to get him, I said, "why didn't you take a nap?"
He was yapping and singing still and pretended not to hear me.
Sometimes, the only way to get him to really listen is to whisper to
him. So I whispered to him, "You are crazy - you didn't take a nap!"
He smiled and put my face in his hands and whispered in my ear, "Yes
me did!"

Fashion Advice from a Kid Named Sharkey!

I was just putting Luke to bed and he gave me a big monkey hug (arms and legs wrapped around - it's the BEST!).

He leaned his body back, looked at my shirt and said, "You take this off."

I said, "What? My shirt?"

He grimaced and said, "Yes. I not like this shirt. Daddy not like this shirt. You not wear it."

Somebody really needs to sign me up for What Not to Wear!!!!

Funny Furry Stout Boy

I walked in the bedroom and found Harry sitting up on the bed with his front paws crossed over himself like he was trying to cover his private parts.

Andrew thinks this is the funniest thing he has ever seen and wanted me to share it!

Oh and his eyes aren't always so goofy looking - I went crazy with the red-eye fixer!

My Biscuits are Burnin'

Luke saw a picture of Cinderella's castle today and told me that I
shouldn't go in that castle.
I asked why and he said, "There is fire in there. You burn you
biscuits!"