The Staler the Better

I was handing Luke a snack to take to school and he looked at what I was giving him and said, "I don't really want those. They don't taste good."
I told him I just bought them and they were fine.
He replied, "That's why I don't like them. I don't like them when they're fresh."
The best part is that the snack I offered him was a box of raisins. Strangely enough he does like grapes...

Ultimate Fighting

I commented on the bright headlights on the plane flying above us and Ryan said, "That's not a plane - it's a helicopter."
Luke looked up and yelled, "It's a UFC!"

He Really Wants an Afro

Luke: "I have bad hair. One part is straight. And one part has a big hill."

How Do You Think He Really Feels

I ate a bunch of junk yesterday and had a pretty awful stomach ache. I was being a bit dramatic and Don said, "Boys - I think mom is in labor. She's gonna have a baby!"
Ryan yelled, "Yay!"
Luke yelled, "Yay!"
Andrew groaned, "UGH!"