Moo

Quote from Luke:
"Do you know where you get milk from a cow? The gutter!!"

New Math

I told the boys we should play poker and I would take all of their money since we'd have a $200 limit.  Ryan's eyes lit up and he yelled, "Yeah!  But let's have a $5 limit since I only have $2."

Bearded Lady

Quote from Luke:

"I wish when animals be an old man or an old lady, they got a beard or mustache."