The Gospel According to Stoutboyz

I just overheard Luke yell, "Jesus! I am never giving you away!" while cleaning his closet out. I assume he had just found his Jesus action figure.
This reminded me of an oldie but goodie...
When Ryan was probably 3 years old, we misplaced the baby Jesus figurine from his nativity play set. After looking for days we gave up.
One night when friends were over, they got a good laugh as we heard Ryan from the back of the house yelling in his best evangelical voice, "I FOUND JESUS!"